Cinderella found 'er new fella
Kenny® t'was his name
Said bella 'Ella to 'er fella
"Where shall we dine, Kenny® my penny...at a Denny's®?"
He replied, "oh my, Cinderella my cooch-eenella! Barbie® my ex, the evil Barbarella senza sex, put a jealousy hex on her first lover named Rex.
And now he eats only gastritis Tex-Mex!