Friday, December 30, 2011

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Saturday, October 8, 2011


Looking for the next cool idea that will rock our world. Perusing Google Patents, not patents by or for them but just access to all US patents, I realized how many stupid and silly things people have patents on. Good, REALLY GOOD, ideas are one-in-a-million and then all the hundreds of copycats that follow. Steve Jobs was not one-in-a-million he was one-in-a-billion! He seemed to be clothed in a mantra of simplicity. Apple® products, design wise anyway, seem to have Minimalism in it’s “Hard Drive.” So, all you “wanna be” inventors out there, study Jobs and KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID!

My favorite stupid, fictitious idea is the street, pothole repair product kit that uses previously chewed chewing gum as the main ingredient in a tar-based mix with various aggregate. City sidewalks will thank you. Wrigley’s and Bazooka are “bubble-crack’n their chew as we speak! Great, so I guess on really hot days the streets are randomly dotted with huge unpopable bubbles that stick to car’s tires resembling the “Gumshoe” syndrome! Great Idea…Einstein!

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Steve Jobs 1955-2011

The eternal spinning beach ball, RIP Steve Jobs

Friday, August 19, 2011

Wheelchair Football

Wheelchair Football...tape-up those ribs!

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Apple®Bees® makes good iAppleSauce

Forget Google/Motorola, this is the merger of the century! MMMMMMMMmmmmm Apple®Turnovers

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Future White House Dinner

Nancy Reagan already packed-up 3 stage coach's full of china and headed out to Cal-i-for-ni-a singing the Don MClean song "American Pie."

Monday, May 30, 2011

Sepia and I

May 30, 2011
There's a Solar Eclipse on Wednesday the 1st of June, wear your shades!

Monday, March 7, 2011


Happy Birthday Michelangelo ~ March 6, 1475. But poor "David" was not circumcised because Michelangelo had no Jewish cadavers in the Roman Catholic morgue to sketch from. So. I’m afraid there’s not much more left to cut-off in order to correct the situation. I don’t know if it’s a big problem or a little one?

Friday, February 25, 2011

Paczke Day

Fat Tuesday is March 8, 2011 UM...YUM!

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Old Yell'ower

A local entrepreneur / parking-lot snow removal company received a vendor’s license to sell “Pooch-Pee” Snowcones. At 2 Milkbones® a pop, outside the local Petgo store, the vendor harvests his product from the frosty plowed hill behind his kiosk. (AM Associated Mess)