Tuesday, November 26, 2013

S
Sophia Loren says: "RED TOMMY corner pocket!"

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

                                          Mummy'n Duhddy I pooped my new dress!

Friday, April 12, 2013

 Madge from the old Palmolive® TV ads said to me here, "You're soak'n it!"

Here "Uncle Sally"Dali  invited me for Spanish coffee and to critque his latest painting.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

                             Chroma Key Green in protest with Animators and VFX Artists.

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Rice-A-Romney



Condi must be measuring a..."Newt!"

Friday, March 23, 2012

GOP-A-Sketch



Etch-A-Sketch, Ohio Art Company has seen their stock prices triple since the 2012 GOP Presidential candidate's comments about Mitt Romney and his Etch-A-Sketch like elusiveness.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

"PRESSED OFF"



Some lazy Able-Body people abuse the handicap PRESS HERE button that opens the bathroom door so we can get in and out. When a person with a disability needs it, it's usually broken.

Friday, December 30, 2011

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Saturday, October 8, 2011

GooOYear


Looking for the next cool idea that will rock our world. Perusing Google Patents http://www.google.com/patents, not patents by or for them but just access to all US patents, I realized how many stupid and silly things people have patents on. Good, REALLY GOOD, ideas are one-in-a-million and then all the hundreds of copycats that follow. Steve Jobs was not one-in-a-million he was one-in-a-billion! He seemed to be clothed in a mantra of simplicity. Apple® products, design wise anyway, seem to have Minimalism in it’s “Hard Drive.” So, all you “wanna be” inventors out there, study Jobs and KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID!

My favorite stupid, fictitious idea is the street, pothole repair product kit that uses previously chewed chewing gum as the main ingredient in a tar-based mix with various aggregate. City sidewalks will thank you. Wrigley’s and Bazooka are “bubble-crack’n their chew as we speak! Great, so I guess on really hot days the streets are randomly dotted with huge unpopable bubbles that stick to car’s tires resembling the “Gumshoe” syndrome! Great Idea…Einstein!

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Steve Jobs 1955-2011


The eternal spinning beach ball, RIP Steve Jobs

Friday, August 19, 2011

Wheelchair Football



Wheelchair Football...tape-up those ribs!

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Apple®Bees® makes good iAppleSauce



Forget Google/Motorola, this is the merger of the century! MMMMMMMMmmmmm Apple®Turnovers

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Future White House Dinner


Nancy Reagan already packed-up 3 stage coach's full of china and headed out to Cal-i-for-ni-a singing the Don MClean song "American Pie."

Monday, May 30, 2011

Sepia and I




May 30, 2011
There's a Solar Eclipse on Wednesday the 1st of June, wear your shades!

Monday, March 7, 2011

David...OY!


Happy Birthday Michelangelo ~ March 6, 1475. But poor "David" was not circumcised because Michelangelo had no Jewish cadavers in the Roman Catholic morgue to sketch from. So. I’m afraid there’s not much more left to cut-off in order to correct the situation. I don’t know if it’s a big problem or a little one?

Friday, February 25, 2011

Paczke Day


Fat Tuesday is March 8, 2011 UM...YUM!

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Old Yell'ower


A local entrepreneur / parking-lot snow removal company received a vendor’s license to sell “Pooch-Pee” Snowcones. At 2 Milkbones® a pop, outside the local Petgo store, the vendor harvests his product from the frosty plowed hill behind his kiosk. (AM Associated Mess)

Friday, December 31, 2010

FELIX MMXI



Happy 2011! FELIX means HAPPY in Latin.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

WhetDreams



My cartoon "Whet Dreams."

"whet dreams"



"whet dreams" my cartoon "shorty-short" is parking the van!

Friday, December 3, 2010

Ron Santo, Santo spirito



Chicago Cub 3rd baseman 1960 - 1973, Chicago White Sox 3b, 1973 - 1975, WGN CUB broadcaster 1990 - 2010.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Digital Animation Cel of my cartoon



COMING SOON! MY cartoon to a YouTube Theater near you!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Me Simpsonized at Chicago Comic-Con



"The Simpsons" animator Jim Ortiz Simpsonized me!

Sunday, May 2, 2010

JUMP!



The “Duomo di Milano” Milan, Italy- two of the hundreds of spires a top the Milan Cathedral’s pink marble construction. The Duomo took 5 centuries to complete, began in 1386 A.D., complete in 1965 A.D.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Flash'n the Pan?



Click the title for the link to the AP Yahoo story.

Sunday, April 4, 2010