Monday, December 22, 2008

Baad Boosh




"Yes little brother Bashir, inhale papa’s Shoe-Shoe stinky, as it is holy incense now. The evil image of the Boosh, the Assaholadollah, must be stomped on and buried like bad camel cacapooh in the seven winds. We must practice our national sport of Shoe-Shoe-Put. Team Baghdad, the Bombers, are holding tryouts soon. Papa was MVP last season when he was the bombardo Shoe-Shoe champion vs. Baad Boosh. Maybe one day I can be like him and follow in papa’s Shoe-Shoe steps, he will be proud. Bashir, little one, be strong, take deeper breaths! "