Monday, March 7, 2011

David...OY!


Happy Birthday Michelangelo ~ March 6, 1475. But poor "David" was not circumcised because Michelangelo had no Jewish cadavers in the Roman Catholic morgue to sketch from. So. I’m afraid there’s not much more left to cut-off in order to correct the situation. I don’t know if it’s a big problem or a little one?

Friday, February 25, 2011

Paczke Day


Fat Tuesday is March 8, 2011 UM...YUM!

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Old Yell'ower


A local entrepreneur / parking-lot snow removal company received a vendor’s license to sell “Pooch-Pee” Snowcones. At 2 Milkbones® a pop, outside the local Petgo store, the vendor harvests his product from the frosty plowed hill behind his kiosk. (AM Associated Mess)

Friday, December 31, 2010

FELIX MMXI



Happy 2011! FELIX means HAPPY in Latin.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

WhetDreams



My cartoon "Whet Dreams."

"whet dreams"



"whet dreams" my cartoon "shorty-short" is parking the van!

Friday, December 3, 2010

Ron Santo, Santo spirito



Chicago Cub 3rd baseman 1960 - 1973, Chicago White Sox 3b, 1973 - 1975, WGN CUB broadcaster 1990 - 2010.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Digital Animation Cel of my cartoon



COMING SOON! MY cartoon to a YouTube Theater near you!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Me Simpsonized at Chicago Comic-Con



"The Simpsons" animator Jim Ortiz Simpsonized me!

Sunday, May 2, 2010

JUMP!



The “Duomo di Milano” Milan, Italy- two of the hundreds of spires a top the Milan Cathedral’s pink marble construction. The Duomo took 5 centuries to complete, began in 1386 A.D., complete in 1965 A.D.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Flash'n the Pan?



Click the title for the link to the AP Yahoo story.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Saturday, January 2, 2010

TeatMommy



Department of Children Services demanded Octomom get a Stem Cell Stimulus Package and grow more teats!
(text from twitter.com/dililloarts)

Thursday, December 31, 2009

MargeScan



MARGE SAYS: "TSA I Swear They're Not Mine!" And of course she doesn't mean the weapons! LOL!

Monday, December 28, 2009

Hemiplegia + Humanoids



Yes It's hemiplegic me with two of the movie "Avatar's"
9 foot tall humanoids!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Grubs



- Tiger Woods & Jamiee Grubbs, hmmmmmmmmm isn't it insectually natural for grubs to suck on wood?

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Tiger Woods



Tiger Woods rendezvous with another woman other than your trophy wife? Your clubs, balls & "trophy" need polishing?

Friday, October 9, 2009

LunarAde


LunarAde MoonShine Water only $79,000,000

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

GoombaToons.com



www.goombatoons.com coming soon!
Art Cloakey, Gumby creator R.I.P. 1/8/10

Friday, January 16, 2009

DiLillo-Arts.com



Website www.dilillo-arts.com is under construction.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Baad Boosh




"Yes little brother Bashir, inhale papa’s Shoe-Shoe stinky, as it is holy incense now. The evil image of the Boosh, the Assaholadollah, must be stomped on and buried like bad camel cacapooh in the seven winds. We must practice our national sport of Shoe-Shoe-Put. Team Baghdad, the Bombers, are holding tryouts soon. Papa was MVP last season when he was the bombardo Shoe-Shoe champion vs. Baad Boosh. Maybe one day I can be like him and follow in papa’s Shoe-Shoe steps, he will be proud. Bashir, little one, be strong, take deeper breaths! "