Friday, September 26, 2008
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Monday, September 8, 2008
Friday, September 5, 2008
Monday, September 1, 2008
Friday, August 29, 2008
DisabilityPage.com
I used an Old English type on the DisabilityPage.com logo as in a newspaper front page.
Click on the green type to go to DisabilityPage.com
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Friday, August 22, 2008
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Chicago Palm Trees
Another custom Photoshop creation by me. Click on the title and read the corresponding Hub in HubPages.com.
Mr. ObamaRogers' Neighorhood
Another Photoshop creation that I made to illustrat a Hub I wrote in HubPages.com.
John McPain
Another Photoshop creation I created to accompy my corresponding Hub with the same name in HubPages.com.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Internet SockPuppets & ObamaPuppet
The SockPuppet in the computer pic was Adobe Photoshoped together with two separate photographs.
The ObamaPuppet started out as a photo of Obama, I digitaly painted in the longer shirt and the puppeteers arm using Photoshop once again.
Click on the green type, "Internet SockPuppet & ObamaPuppet, a link to my HubPage by the similar name..
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
Friday, June 13, 2008
Friday, May 30, 2008
Monday, April 28, 2008
Obama Eclipsa
There will be a Solar Eclipse of the Leo Sun on August 1, 2008. Obama was born August 4, 1961 which makes him a Leo Sun. A Solar Eclipse blocks the Sun, will Obama be eclipsed? Read this, click the green text above, "Obama Eclipsa."
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
HubPages
So far I have written a whole bunch of HubPages Hubs with more to come. Click the Green words.
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
The Ovary Office
It looks like Hillary has an Obama bug down her dress!
Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
GO HILLARY GO!
Monday, December 17, 2007
Limerickly Speaking #1
Cinderella found 'er new fella
Kenny® t'was his name
Said bella 'Ella to 'er fella
"Where shall we dine, Kenny® my penny...at a Denny's®?"
He replied, "oh my, Cinderella my cooch-eenella! Barbie® my ex, the evil Barbarella senza sex, put a jealousy hex on her first lover named Rex.
And now he eats only gastritis Tex-Mex!
by PaulieWalnuts
Kenny® t'was his name
Said bella 'Ella to 'er fella
"Where shall we dine, Kenny® my penny...at a Denny's®?"
He replied, "oh my, Cinderella my cooch-eenella! Barbie® my ex, the evil Barbarella senza sex, put a jealousy hex on her first lover named Rex.
And now he eats only gastritis Tex-Mex!
by PaulieWalnuts
Saturday, December 1, 2007
The Zeboolar Poem
The Zeboolar Poem
By Paul DiLillo aka PaulieWalnuts
“THE SINGING ANIMATED PLASTIC RUBBER, 2 HEADED, SMELLY FISHY PRIZE, MOUNTED ON A CHEAP SAWDUST PINE PLAQUE AWARD goes to….”
Where 4, one & one-half inch drywall screws, stripped and rolling around in a chipped, coffee stained saucer, on a out-of-level. 3-legged dining room table, held up with a fuzz stuck roll of duct tape. A half eat’n lime Life-Savor® with an old and chewed, soiled and hairy, hardened piece of pink faded Bazooka® bubble gum, with moldy teeth marks from 1969.
Thank yee……. all yee citizens of planet ZEBOOLAR, zodiac zen10.
I, in flat-footed fins, of fine flaming flamingo flannel scales, FLAGELLATE!…. FLAGELLATE! And speak no utter protuberance of tonguely canine toilet licks. Unless beef tongue at the MAD COW caffe’n delicatessen in, not “Sex ‘n the City,” but “Sex’n the Jungle.” Near the hyena crossing custard on the cannoli camels from croquet crusted coitus casseroles. Then introduce and project the following MONKEY POX’n Holy socks, Molly rocks and volley jocks.
Hear ye……… hear ye…. hark! Inform thee friend and foe a like, of nothing caviar munchies. For I may haven’t eat’n, stale and salty. Peppery and parsnippley, oily’n orchid sardines with made-up words describing and run-on sentences building by bleeding my cuticles of North Calabash, Colorado, on a crispy cookie-cutter, crumb cake, corn flake, corn meal cob day.
Behold! ….PeoBBles of kinky, cartoon Bird-dropping Love, Bird Flu lust and baboon bile biscuits. With lavender license and lavatory licorice. Hairless brow and CHINNY CHIN CHIN! What reasons this degreed dog of dogma? Bob Costas of the Olympic Oprah, with bloody Olive branch back-scratchier and copper medalist muggers. LUGE… LUGE… lickety split. Loopinstein…. Loopinstein losers last no more! Unless Larhtar lipids?
Ahhhh…. ha ha ha!……. Putti lupini, (poot-tee loop-eeny) Federico Fellini...Judy booty....a meanie!.... It’s been won! Been smelted down. Been, been…. Remolded, Reeses’ Peanut Butter Cup® chosen. Eat’n at last! Eat’n… a blast! The prize of the mostess that one could be the HOSTESS, the one that BOASTED then POSTED. The candy, the handy, the dandy, the randy…,the sandy and the zandy. All bow before the food nectar of the Gods of… ZEBOOLAR…zodiac….zen10. FLAGELLATE! ……FLAGELLATE!
Inhale…..feline! Inhale! Kitty peeee kielbasa. Breathe life! Breathe life! Breathe smelly fishy! Feline! I accept!…I accept!…No, no, ..Give it to her…I think? ……YES!
I am, is just thee, Peppy le Pew! Prepee the few! “Mon prix est son prix et votre prix aussi! “Mon petite minet d’amour…..d’ amour, d’amour… villain de fille, de fille!”…“ah huh!”
“My prize is her prize and your prize too!” “My stinky little, tiny, love…love, love kitty, girl!” “Ah… huh!”
By Paul DiLillo aka PaulieWalnuts
Copyright © 2006-2007
By Paul DiLillo aka PaulieWalnuts
“THE SINGING ANIMATED PLASTIC RUBBER, 2 HEADED, SMELLY FISHY PRIZE, MOUNTED ON A CHEAP SAWDUST PINE PLAQUE AWARD goes to….”
Where 4, one & one-half inch drywall screws, stripped and rolling around in a chipped, coffee stained saucer, on a out-of-level. 3-legged dining room table, held up with a fuzz stuck roll of duct tape. A half eat’n lime Life-Savor® with an old and chewed, soiled and hairy, hardened piece of pink faded Bazooka® bubble gum, with moldy teeth marks from 1969.
Thank yee……. all yee citizens of planet ZEBOOLAR, zodiac zen10.
I, in flat-footed fins, of fine flaming flamingo flannel scales, FLAGELLATE!…. FLAGELLATE! And speak no utter protuberance of tonguely canine toilet licks. Unless beef tongue at the MAD COW caffe’n delicatessen in, not “Sex ‘n the City,” but “Sex’n the Jungle.” Near the hyena crossing custard on the cannoli camels from croquet crusted coitus casseroles. Then introduce and project the following MONKEY POX’n Holy socks, Molly rocks and volley jocks.
Hear ye……… hear ye…. hark! Inform thee friend and foe a like, of nothing caviar munchies. For I may haven’t eat’n, stale and salty. Peppery and parsnippley, oily’n orchid sardines with made-up words describing and run-on sentences building by bleeding my cuticles of North Calabash, Colorado, on a crispy cookie-cutter, crumb cake, corn flake, corn meal cob day.
Behold! ….PeoBBles of kinky, cartoon Bird-dropping Love, Bird Flu lust and baboon bile biscuits. With lavender license and lavatory licorice. Hairless brow and CHINNY CHIN CHIN! What reasons this degreed dog of dogma? Bob Costas of the Olympic Oprah, with bloody Olive branch back-scratchier and copper medalist muggers. LUGE… LUGE… lickety split. Loopinstein…. Loopinstein losers last no more! Unless Larhtar lipids?
Ahhhh…. ha ha ha!……. Putti lupini, (poot-tee loop-eeny) Federico Fellini...Judy booty....a meanie!.... It’s been won! Been smelted down. Been, been…. Remolded, Reeses’ Peanut Butter Cup® chosen. Eat’n at last! Eat’n… a blast! The prize of the mostess that one could be the HOSTESS, the one that BOASTED then POSTED. The candy, the handy, the dandy, the randy…,the sandy and the zandy. All bow before the food nectar of the Gods of… ZEBOOLAR…zodiac….zen10. FLAGELLATE! ……FLAGELLATE!
Inhale…..feline! Inhale! Kitty peeee kielbasa. Breathe life! Breathe life! Breathe smelly fishy! Feline! I accept!…I accept!…No, no, ..Give it to her…I think? ……YES!
I am, is just thee, Peppy le Pew! Prepee the few! “Mon prix est son prix et votre prix aussi! “Mon petite minet d’amour…..d’ amour, d’amour… villain de fille, de fille!”…“ah huh!”
“My prize is her prize and your prize too!” “My stinky little, tiny, love…love, love kitty, girl!” “Ah… huh!”
By Paul DiLillo aka PaulieWalnuts
Copyright © 2006-2007
Friday, November 30, 2007
Pug Holiday
My Pug, who has since passed on, was named "QuasiModo," aka Quasi, Ouazzz and Santa Quaz!
I took this photo at 3:00 am..........I know, I know. I'm a meany, but it was the only way to get him to pose!
I took this photo at 3:00 am..........I know, I know. I'm a meany, but it was the only way to get him to pose!
Friday, November 2, 2007
Horatio Magellan Crunch, aka "Cap' N Crunch®"
One of three '80's commercials I worked on for the animation house Sinnott & Associates, Chicago- Quaker Oats®.
Monday, October 29, 2007
Lovebyrd.com
My design idea for the disabled/dating website LoveByrd.com since recently a part of Disaboom.com.
Saturday, September 1, 2007
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