Cinderella found 'er new fella
Kenny® t'was his name
Said bella 'Ella to 'er fella
"Where shall we dine, Kenny® my penny...at a Denny's®?"
He replied, "oh my, Cinderella my cooch-eenella! Barbie® my ex, the evil Barbarella senza sex, put a jealousy hex on her first lover named Rex.
And now he eats only gastritis Tex-Mex!
by PaulieWalnuts
Monday, December 17, 2007
Saturday, December 1, 2007
The Zeboolar Poem
The Zeboolar Poem
By Paul DiLillo aka PaulieWalnuts
“THE SINGING ANIMATED PLASTIC RUBBER, 2 HEADED, SMELLY FISHY PRIZE, MOUNTED ON A CHEAP SAWDUST PINE PLAQUE AWARD goes to….”
Where 4, one & one-half inch drywall screws, stripped and rolling around in a chipped, coffee stained saucer, on a out-of-level. 3-legged dining room table, held up with a fuzz stuck roll of duct tape. A half eat’n lime Life-Savor® with an old and chewed, soiled and hairy, hardened piece of pink faded Bazooka® bubble gum, with moldy teeth marks from 1969.
Thank yee……. all yee citizens of planet ZEBOOLAR, zodiac zen10.
I, in flat-footed fins, of fine flaming flamingo flannel scales, FLAGELLATE!…. FLAGELLATE! And speak no utter protuberance of tonguely canine toilet licks. Unless beef tongue at the MAD COW caffe’n delicatessen in, not “Sex ‘n the City,” but “Sex’n the Jungle.” Near the hyena crossing custard on the cannoli camels from croquet crusted coitus casseroles. Then introduce and project the following MONKEY POX’n Holy socks, Molly rocks and volley jocks.
Hear ye……… hear ye…. hark! Inform thee friend and foe a like, of nothing caviar munchies. For I may haven’t eat’n, stale and salty. Peppery and parsnippley, oily’n orchid sardines with made-up words describing and run-on sentences building by bleeding my cuticles of North Calabash, Colorado, on a crispy cookie-cutter, crumb cake, corn flake, corn meal cob day.
Behold! ….PeoBBles of kinky, cartoon Bird-dropping Love, Bird Flu lust and baboon bile biscuits. With lavender license and lavatory licorice. Hairless brow and CHINNY CHIN CHIN! What reasons this degreed dog of dogma? Bob Costas of the Olympic Oprah, with bloody Olive branch back-scratchier and copper medalist muggers. LUGE… LUGE… lickety split. Loopinstein…. Loopinstein losers last no more! Unless Larhtar lipids?
Ahhhh…. ha ha ha!……. Putti lupini, (poot-tee loop-eeny) Federico Fellini...Judy booty....a meanie!.... It’s been won! Been smelted down. Been, been…. Remolded, Reeses’ Peanut Butter Cup® chosen. Eat’n at last! Eat’n… a blast! The prize of the mostess that one could be the HOSTESS, the one that BOASTED then POSTED. The candy, the handy, the dandy, the randy…,the sandy and the zandy. All bow before the food nectar of the Gods of… ZEBOOLAR…zodiac….zen10. FLAGELLATE! ……FLAGELLATE!
Inhale…..feline! Inhale! Kitty peeee kielbasa. Breathe life! Breathe life! Breathe smelly fishy! Feline! I accept!…I accept!…No, no, ..Give it to her…I think? ……YES!
I am, is just thee, Peppy le Pew! Prepee the few! “Mon prix est son prix et votre prix aussi! “Mon petite minet d’amour…..d’ amour, d’amour… villain de fille, de fille!”…“ah huh!”
“My prize is her prize and your prize too!” “My stinky little, tiny, love…love, love kitty, girl!” “Ah… huh!”
By Paul DiLillo aka PaulieWalnuts
Copyright © 2006-2007
By Paul DiLillo aka PaulieWalnuts
“THE SINGING ANIMATED PLASTIC RUBBER, 2 HEADED, SMELLY FISHY PRIZE, MOUNTED ON A CHEAP SAWDUST PINE PLAQUE AWARD goes to….”
Where 4, one & one-half inch drywall screws, stripped and rolling around in a chipped, coffee stained saucer, on a out-of-level. 3-legged dining room table, held up with a fuzz stuck roll of duct tape. A half eat’n lime Life-Savor® with an old and chewed, soiled and hairy, hardened piece of pink faded Bazooka® bubble gum, with moldy teeth marks from 1969.
Thank yee……. all yee citizens of planet ZEBOOLAR, zodiac zen10.
I, in flat-footed fins, of fine flaming flamingo flannel scales, FLAGELLATE!…. FLAGELLATE! And speak no utter protuberance of tonguely canine toilet licks. Unless beef tongue at the MAD COW caffe’n delicatessen in, not “Sex ‘n the City,” but “Sex’n the Jungle.” Near the hyena crossing custard on the cannoli camels from croquet crusted coitus casseroles. Then introduce and project the following MONKEY POX’n Holy socks, Molly rocks and volley jocks.
Hear ye……… hear ye…. hark! Inform thee friend and foe a like, of nothing caviar munchies. For I may haven’t eat’n, stale and salty. Peppery and parsnippley, oily’n orchid sardines with made-up words describing and run-on sentences building by bleeding my cuticles of North Calabash, Colorado, on a crispy cookie-cutter, crumb cake, corn flake, corn meal cob day.
Behold! ….PeoBBles of kinky, cartoon Bird-dropping Love, Bird Flu lust and baboon bile biscuits. With lavender license and lavatory licorice. Hairless brow and CHINNY CHIN CHIN! What reasons this degreed dog of dogma? Bob Costas of the Olympic Oprah, with bloody Olive branch back-scratchier and copper medalist muggers. LUGE… LUGE… lickety split. Loopinstein…. Loopinstein losers last no more! Unless Larhtar lipids?
Ahhhh…. ha ha ha!……. Putti lupini, (poot-tee loop-eeny) Federico Fellini...Judy booty....a meanie!.... It’s been won! Been smelted down. Been, been…. Remolded, Reeses’ Peanut Butter Cup® chosen. Eat’n at last! Eat’n… a blast! The prize of the mostess that one could be the HOSTESS, the one that BOASTED then POSTED. The candy, the handy, the dandy, the randy…,the sandy and the zandy. All bow before the food nectar of the Gods of… ZEBOOLAR…zodiac….zen10. FLAGELLATE! ……FLAGELLATE!
Inhale…..feline! Inhale! Kitty peeee kielbasa. Breathe life! Breathe life! Breathe smelly fishy! Feline! I accept!…I accept!…No, no, ..Give it to her…I think? ……YES!
I am, is just thee, Peppy le Pew! Prepee the few! “Mon prix est son prix et votre prix aussi! “Mon petite minet d’amour…..d’ amour, d’amour… villain de fille, de fille!”…“ah huh!”
“My prize is her prize and your prize too!” “My stinky little, tiny, love…love, love kitty, girl!” “Ah… huh!”
By Paul DiLillo aka PaulieWalnuts
Copyright © 2006-2007
Friday, November 30, 2007
Pug Holiday
My Pug, who has since passed on, was named "QuasiModo," aka Quasi, Ouazzz and Santa Quaz!
I took this photo at 3:00 am..........I know, I know. I'm a meany, but it was the only way to get him to pose!
I took this photo at 3:00 am..........I know, I know. I'm a meany, but it was the only way to get him to pose!
Friday, November 2, 2007
Horatio Magellan Crunch, aka "Cap' N Crunch®"
One of three '80's commercials I worked on for the animation house Sinnott & Associates, Chicago- Quaker Oats®.
Monday, October 29, 2007
Lovebyrd.com
My design idea for the disabled/dating website LoveByrd.com since recently a part of Disaboom.com.
Saturday, September 1, 2007
Go Bears!
"Go Bears!" A photo I originally shot from 98 floors up. The observation floor, in the John Hancock Center, Chicago. I added the bear and text with Adobe Photoshop CS2
Friday, August 31, 2007
Hammer & Pixel
Steve Cejtin, propietor and creative engine behind "H & P". See his website, click the above "Green text."
Hammer & Pixel
Special Effects & Graphic Design for Video, Film and Print.
Hammer & Pixel
Special Effects & Graphic Design for Video, Film and Print.
Thursday, August 30, 2007
My Hand Drawn.... Cartoon Animation http://www.youtube.com/PaulDiLillo
There will be more "YouTube" video clips of my Cartoon Animation, click the "Green type" above, (My Hand.....) link above to reach this http://www.youtube.com/PaulDiLillo.
PaulieWalNUTTY TOONS uses "ToonBoom Studio®" 2D Animation software.
PaulieWalNUTTY TOONS uses "ToonBoom Studio®" 2D Animation software.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
"Buy a Laptop!!"
I illutrated this cartoon, "Buy a Laptop" with Photoshop CS2 for www.disabilitypage.com. Pirates are my "Person's with Disabilities" fantasy heroes! And Parrots too, ...... CAW CAW!
This cartoon was originally created for DisabilityPage.com.
This cartoon was originally created for DisabilityPage.com.
"Anja the Goddess of the Third Eye" © 1991-2008, Paul DiLillo http://www.hammerandpixel.com/ANJA.mov
See the QuickTime video at the above "Green type " link and see "Anja's" third eye!
http://www.hammerandpixel.com/
http://www.hammerandpixel.com/
Saturday, June 23, 2007
"Anja the Goddess of the Third Eye" © 1991-2008, Paul DiLillo http://www.hammerandpixel.com/ANJA.mov
"Anja the Goddess of the Third Eye", Copyright © 1991-2008, Paul DiLillo, All Rights Reserved.
Was designed and carved by me, Paul DiLillo, in West Rutland, Vermont and Chicago, Illinois in 1991. It was carved from white Italian Carrara marble, H 22" x W 14" x L 11", weighs approximately 280 pounds and has a 3/4" x 1" video screen mounted in the forehead of the sculpture. The video plays graphic symbols of esoteric, pagan and world religious symbols. The symbols flash on the screen in a continuous loop, creating the effect of serenety and calm hypnosis.
Special thanks to :
Sidney Geist, Sculptor, Professor, Author; Vermont & New York City, Mr. Geist has since passed on in '05.
Kevin Kriegel, Robotics Engineer- Chicago
Steve Cejtin, VideoGlyphics, Hammer & Pixel, http://www.hammerandpixel.com/- Evanston, IL.
Virginio Ferrari, Sculptor, Professor- Chicago & Verona, Italy
Karl Geckler, Architect/Sculptor- Chicago
Bernadette D'Amore, Sculptor, Professor- Vermont & Carrara, Italy
The Carving Studio, West Rutland, Vermont
The Chicago Marble Carving Studio
Studio Nicoli, Carlo Nicoli- Carrara, Italy http://www.nicoli-sculptures.com/
For a link to Hammer & Pixel, click on the above headline, "Anja the Goddess of the Third Eye."
See the rest of my sculpture in "My Marble Sculpure" in this blog.
Sunday, June 17, 2007
My Marble Sculpture
CLICK above MY MARBLE SCULPTURE in THE SPAZIO
http://dililloarts.blogspot.com/
My Marble Sculpture
All my marble sculpture have been created prior to September 7. 2001. Since then I suffered a disabling, massive and a 2-week coma inducing CVA (Stroke). Which has paralyzed my right side (hemiplegic.) During my coma the whole "911" infamous episose took place. Needless to say, when I finally woke-up I thought it was the "End-Of-The-World" based on TV and my condition! Since then I've been through months and months of therapy, but only my hand has not responded as well as the rest of my body. I am still hemiplegic, but thank God my drawing art hand was not affected!
http://dililloarts.blogspot.com/
My Marble Sculpture
All my marble sculpture have been created prior to September 7. 2001. Since then I suffered a disabling, massive and a 2-week coma inducing CVA (Stroke). Which has paralyzed my right side (hemiplegic.) During my coma the whole "911" infamous episose took place. Needless to say, when I finally woke-up I thought it was the "End-Of-The-World" based on TV and my condition! Since then I've been through months and months of therapy, but only my hand has not responded as well as the rest of my body. I am still hemiplegic, but thank God my drawing art hand was not affected!
Saturday, June 16, 2007
PaulieWalnuts
This Blog was created on June 16, 2007 at 2:30 pm, CST.
I will post my photos , my cartoons, my animation, my sculpture, my illustrations and my creative writing. Other things important to me will be disability news, astrology and the occult.
I will post my photos , my cartoons, my animation, my sculpture, my illustrations and my creative writing. Other things important to me will be disability news, astrology and the occult.
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