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Friday, April 12, 2013

Madge from the old Palmolive® TV ads said to me here, "You're soak'n it!"

Here "Uncle Sally"Dali invited me for Spanish coffee and to critque his latest painting.

Friday, March 23, 2012

GOP-A-Sketch

Etch-A-Sketch, Ohio Art Company has seen their stock prices triple since the 2012 GOP Presidential candidate's comments about Mitt Romney and his Etch-A-Sketch like elusiveness.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

"PRESSED OFF"

Some lazy Able-Body people abuse the handicap PRESS HERE button that opens the bathroom door so we can get in and out. When a person with a disability needs it, it's usually broken.

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Looking for the next cool idea that will rock our world. Perusing Google Patents http://www.google.com/patents, not patents by or for them but just access to all US patents, I realized how many stupid and silly things people have patents on. Good, REALLY GOOD, ideas are one-in-a-million and then all the hundreds of copycats that follow. Steve Jobs was not one-in-a-million he was one-in-a-billion! He seemed to be clothed in a mantra of simplicity. Apple® products, design wise anyway, seem to have Minimalism in it’s “Hard Drive.” So, all you “wanna be” inventors out there, study Jobs and KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID!

My favorite stupid, fictitious idea is the street, pothole repair product kit that uses previously chewed chewing gum as the main ingredient in a tar-based mix with various aggregate. City sidewalks will thank you. Wrigley’s and Bazooka are “bubble-crack’n their chew as we speak! Great, so I guess on really hot days the streets are randomly dotted with huge unpopable bubbles that stick to car’s tires resembling the “Gumshoe” syndrome! Great Idea…Einstein!

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Future White House Dinner

Nancy Reagan already packed-up 3 stage coach's full of china and headed out to Cal-i-for-ni-a singing the Don MClean song "American Pie."

Monday, March 7, 2011

David...OY!

Happy Birthday Michelangelo ~ March 6, 1475. But poor "David" was not circumcised because Michelangelo had no Jewish cadavers in the Roman Catholic morgue to sketch from. So. I’m afraid there’s not much more left to cut-off in order to correct the situation. I don’t know if it’s a big problem or a little one?

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Old Yell'ower

A local entrepreneur / parking-lot snow removal company received a vendor’s license to sell “Pooch-Pee” Snowcones. At 2 Milkbones® a pop, outside the local Petgo store, the vendor harvests his product from the frosty plowed hill behind his kiosk. (AM Associated Mess)